MONOLITH’S MEMOIRS – TALES OF A WARFORGED BARBARIAN PART 9

So we fucked up that fool Izek when he tried to gank us first, got our weapons after sweet talking the blacksmith a bit and decided to head out, next destination, crazy ass wizards tower or some shit, guess we’ll find out when we get there eh? Back on the road again, with this sexy …

MONOLITH’S MEMOIRS – TALES OF A WARFORGED BARBARIAN PART 8

So last week we ended up at some  new Vistani camp after saving a young girl from being sacrificed by some crazy ass fisherman dude from town. Dude had her bound and gagged inside a cloth sack an tossed her in the lake, her father said it had something to do with the dumbass thinking …

MONOLITH’S MEMOIRS – TALES OF A WARFORGED BARBARIAN PART 7

Right before last week’s vampire spawn ambush, we uncovered some important old dudes bones (someone said he was a saint) hidden within the a crate at the coffin makers business establishment. Then a bunch of these assholes jumped us, started biting our necks and shit which was when we realized what they were. Thanks to …

MONOLITH’S MEMOIRS – TALES OF A WARFORGED BARBARIAN PART 6

So last week we left off battered and bruised, and for some others a bit worse for wear following a scuffle with three old ladies we thought were witches cooking children into hallucinogenic pastries to sell back to unsuspecting townsfolk. Turned out they were actually some crazy ass night hag demon witches so they put …

MONOLITH’S MEMOIRS – TALES OF A WARFORGED BARBARIAN PART 5

So last week we left off in the Vistani camp, partying and having a grand ole time while a few of the others talked with grandma or some old lady, the camp matriarch as it were. Anyway apparently they got some information from her, and we needed to head a few more days down the …

Monolith’s Memoirs – Tales of a warforged barbarian part 4

Last week we finally escaped that damn house by the skin of our teeth, with a few unconscious dying allies we had to drag along in the process that nearly got killed during said escape. The traps of course couldn’t down ole Monolith, but that’s good as we needed a few of us to carry …

Monolith’s Memoirs – Tales of a warforged barbarian part 2

Home invasion continued Last time on “Monolith’s Memoirs” we heard the every so interesting recollection of our resident warforged barbarian as recalled through the voice in his tin can brain. Incase you hadn’t read, Monolith, and a bunch of other interesting individuals found themselves summoned via invitation to a funeral for some guy they’d never …